Reading a Book in a Bar

One time several years ago, I brought a book into a bar on Main Street called Sonny's. It was not tolerated.

As I was reading it, some guy came up to me and actually growled, "I don't drink beer in the library, so why are you reading a book in a bar?"

I replied, "I don't tell you what to do, so why are you trying to tell me what to do?"