Monday, April 1, 2013

Google Getting Rid of Search

Google has announced that it's getting rid of Search. 

Google seems to be in a Grim Reaper mode lately, abandoning Google Reader and other beloved tools. Search is yet another Google product that just didn't cut it. They plan to start erecting giant "G-libraries" with Dewey decimal card catalogs and microfiche.

Press release: "Retro is the way forward. Old tech has proven to be more reliable than new tech. Internet search was a great idea, but has proven to be very glitchy. People just never got the hang of using key words. Plus, most people can't spell very well, so we used up a lot of resources with Suggest and other crutches."

SEO will be replaced with CCO (card catalog optimization).

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