Rhys Hughes:
Moog - we now do 2 notes.
Roland - we are powered by impotent rage of analogue purists
Nord - building the same synth for 20 years
Yamaha - as seen on cruise ships around the world
Akai - *distant sound of landfill*
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Steven Edward Streight:
Casio - Just add some guitar effects boxes to sound good.
Korg - From little Monotron to big Kronos and everything in between including kaoss pads.
Behringer - Still ripping off other manufacturers and getting away with it.
Elektron - Once you get used to the work flow, you might like it.
Pittsburgh Modular Synthesizers - Figure it out, you pussy.
Trogotronic - Ugly noise to scare the shit out of those DX7 sissies.
Dave Smith Instruments - Still innovative after inventing MIDI. Sorry about the weird Evolver interface!
Arturia - Stop saying our drums aren't 808s.
Critter & Guitari - How weird can we get?
Folktek - We just got even weirder.
Dreadbox - Spooky names to scare the crybabies at Synthesizer Freaks.
Kurzweil - How many pianos do you want today?
Novation - We do pretty lights better than anybody.
Bastl Instruments - Stranger than most, sturdier than some.
Buchla - West Coast experimental is going to cost you.
Abstrakt Instruments - How many analog basslines do you want today?
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