Friday, January 17, 2014

How To Write Ads for Imaginary Products: EXAMPLE 2

Now when you tell people "I'm gelling," you can mean a lot more than just spring in your step from a therapeutic shoe implant.

This gel is so uncomfortable, your visit to the toilet bowl will be over in less time than ever, as it bounces your butt up into the air and you're back, you're slacked, and you're jacked to move onto the next challenge. Why waste valuable time sitting there, reading a magazine or mustard jar? 

Hop aboard -- then hop right off again, whether you're entirely done or not. You'll be thrilled with all the extra time you save each day. Time you can spend on more important and interesting activities, or just loafing around and enjoying your new abundance of spare time.

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