Monday, January 20, 2014

How To Write Ads for Imaginary Products: EXAMPLE 5

Scalding Bacon Wart Removal System rids your otherwise lovely skin of those horrid, embarrassing warts, nodules, and growths. 

Press the Wart Removal tool on the crisply frying bacon (not included), then press the burning grease smeared on the business end of the tool against any skin lump you no longer want. 

It should get rid of it after enough applications. Results can vary.

More gift ideas coming your way from your current Harriet Carter catalog that arrived in your mailbox, the physical, real one, last week.

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