Tuesday, January 21, 2014

How To Write Ads for Imaginary Products: EXAMPLE 6

Third Eye Forehead Light for seekers and Seers.

Save tons of money on your electricity bill AND see into people's hidden natures and into the future. This one product will illuminate you in several realms simultaneously. 

Keep all the lights off all the time and only illuminate the precise thing you're doing at any given moment. Then let it turn in on your mind as you spotlight certain aspects of your personality that you might want to grapple with, defeat, and exile from your heart.

You'll be amazed at how many things you can do "in the dark" when you simply light up the tiny spot you're currently reading, fixing, cleaning, or looking at. When you speak face to face with another person, the am'azing Third Eye Forehead Light will make that person's secret interior shine like the sun at mid-day, enabling you to see deeper motives and third level fallacies.

Sell your lamps and chandeliers at a garage sale or flea market. 

You won't be needing them ever again.

Find more gift ideas in your current Harriet Carter catalog. It was mailed to your home or office last week.
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