To calm things down in North Korea, today Barack Hussein Obama appointed Dennis Rodman as Ambassador to North Korea, causing Putin to tweet on Twitter: "Obama, I'll trade Pussy Riot for Dennis Rodman. I could use him in the Ukraine. Please change your mind. Thanks."
"Half Beatle Hits" LP, compiled from the secret collaborations known as The Lost Lennon-Harrison Tapes, to be released in August 2014. Bootlegs of these sessions have been so hard to find, even obsessive collectors are eagerly awaiting this album.
Obama ditches socialism, decides to change US flag as of July 4, 2014.
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