I understand that you need help coping with your environment. It's such a drag having to make decisions based on the limited contents of your mind. It's not your fault you have trouble with reality. You just need to have it enhanced, expanded, engadgeted.
If only you could have a wearable computing device that guided you through the twisting trails of your life.
Google Glass computerized spectacles will augment your reality and help you navigate through the world.